Hey
Note: This is just for fun!
Whats the most confusing way to insult someone using any programming language of your choice. The best that I can think of is

srand ((double) microtime( )*1000000);
$number = rand(1,9999);
if ($number > 0 ){
$you = "stupid";
}else{
$you = "smart";
}
echo "You are $you";

Can anyone think of any others?
If this is againt the rules, do delete this post. And please, this is for fun, I was just bored.
Thanks, and have fun!

Lol

that was a good 1

do you have something more similar to it ?